It’s worse than you think: George W. Bush will be leaving office in mid-January 2009, leaving professional Bush-bashers up the proverbial creek without a paddle. Once Bush is no longer in office and, one presumes, enjoying his retirement on his ranch in Crawford, Texas, who will Americans blame for all the ills known to plague modern man?
The few days of national unity against an evil force that seeks to destroy America after 9/11 notwithstanding, President Bush has been blamed for just about every problem known to plague humanity. Not only is he responsible for the fact that Europeans think we’re just a bunch of boorish cowboys who don’t know a salad fork from a demitasse spoon — yes, I know they’ve always thought that, but it’s worse now, right? — but he’s also responsible for:
- 9/11 (if you don’t believe it was an inside job, just ask Rosie O’Donnell)
- the mess in New Orleans and the surrounding area after Hurricane Katrina in 2005 (conveniently letting state and city government bumblers off the hook)
- global warming because he wouldn’t sign the Kyoto Protocol (even though Congress gave it thumbs down during Bill Clinton’s administration and Clinton decided to leave well enough alone)
- the tsunami in Indonesia in 2004 (see above reason)
- weight and relationship problems of average citizens whom he’s never even met
I could go on, but my space is limited.
I know exactly what Pam is saying. All we hear about is how bad George Bush is. But why can’t the liberal media and liberals offer solutions? No, it’s just complaints. If they have a solution it is Communism. And they won’t shut up unless we accept their vision of Communism. I say, hell no! That’s un-American. So when the Communists start talking about Bush this, Bush that, let’s just give them a big F U.
–Jerry
